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  • Correspondence Dinner

    From Joseph Pereira to All on Tue Apr 28 04:45:12 2026

    There was finally a Correspondence Dinner in Washington again. This time without a roast, because dictators don't like humor. The party was ruined by a failed assassination attempt. The biggest victim of the attack was the hired mentalist, whose performance was completely and literally ruined by the attacker's shots. The evening ended immediately. It should never have been organized.

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  • From Matthew Munson@1:218/109 to Joseph Pereira on Tue Apr 28 19:15:00 2026
    Joseph Pereira wrote to All <=-

    There was finally a Correspondence Dinner in Washington again. This
    time without a roast, because dictators don't like humor. The party was ruined by a failed assassination attempt. The biggest victim of the
    attack was the hired mentalist, whose performance was completely and literally ruined by the attacker's shots. The evening ended
    immediately. It should never have been organized.
    Maybe because half of the attendees inflamed the potential assassin/attacker.

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