From Northern Realms@21:3/110 to All on Fri Dec 16 07:21:06 2022
Reader's Digest Joke of the Day
I hang on to my old, beat-up appliances as long as they keep working. I
thought my wife shared, or at least accepted, my philosophy. But the other morning, I saw a note posted in front of my 15-year-old coffeemaker: "Jurassic Perk." --Bill Schmitt
RD Issue: May 2002