• Becoming A Muslim

    From LEE LOFASO@1:123/140 to ALL on Sat Sep 23 07:04:00 2006
    Hello Everybody,

    So you want to become a Muslim, but do not know how?
    Well, it's really quite simple. Repeat after me -

    "La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammadur rasoolu Allah."

    There you go.

    Now you are officially a Muslim.

    Want to know the English translation?

    "There is no true god but God and Muhammad is the Messenger of God."

    For best results, the chant should be in Arabic, as noted above.
    But English works. :)

    --Lee


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  • From Steve Asher@3:800/432 to LEE LOFASO on Sun Sep 24 01:02:42 2006
    Mulling over LEE LOFASO to ALL 23 Sep 2006

    G'day Lee,

    So you want to become a Muslim, but do not know how?

    Not particularly. :)

    Well, it's really quite simple. Repeat after me -

    "La ilaha illa Allah, Muhammadur rasoolu Allah."

    There you go.

    Now you are officially a Muslim.

    Want to know the English translation?

    "There is no true god but God and Muhammad is the Messenger of
    God."

    For best results, the chant should be in Arabic, as noted above.
    But English works. :)

    Then you will be equipped to do any or all of the following:

    Enter Australia legally or illegally, move to Sydney, attend the Lakemba
    mosque and listen to sermons of "peace and love", change your name to Hakim
    or Abdul, train for Jihad in Pakistan, obtain 4 "wives" who will all get welfare from the dhimmi Oz government - even when exposed on "A Current Affair", take part in drive-bys, gang-rape Oz girls "leb-style", run amuck
    in Cronulla, and blame it all on your "strict Islamic upbringing" should you be unlucky enough to be caught and end up in court.

    In your case, you might prefer to move to Dearborn, and do much the same
    thing. :)

    Cheers, Steve..

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