Another funny post about Microsoft and GitHub. This one comes from the lates SD>RISKS mailing list digest:
Hello All,
Another funny post about Microsoft and GitHub. This one comes from
the latest
RISKS mailing list digest:
Date: Mon, 4 Jun 2018 10:34:09 -0700
From: Lauren Weinstein <lauren@vortex.com>
Subject: Microsoft to acquire GitHub for $7.5 billion
via NNSquad
Microsoft Corp. on Monday announced it has reached an agreement to acquire
GitHub, the world's leading software development platform where more
than 28
million developers learn, share and collaborate to create the future. Together, the two companies will empower developers to achieve more
at every
stage of the development lifecycle, accelerate enterprise use of
GitHub, and
bring Microsoft's developer tools and services to new audiences.
All GitHub users forthwith will be required to run Windows 10 or subsequent
Microsoft operating systems with all privacy options disabled, manage their
code only by voice via Cortana, and install the new Microsoft Clippy 2018!
Microsoft Office Assistant on all of their devices. Microsoft will
now scan
all GitHub materials for patent infringement and turn violators over
to local
authorities for arrest.
Later,too funny.
Sean
... In suggesting gifts: money is appropriate and one size fits all.
- Hearst
-+- GoldED+/LNX 1.1.5-b20170303
+ Origin: Outpost BBS * Limestone, TN, USA (1:18/200)
Glad I'm not using GitHub. Big Brother is getting more and more into
our affairs every day.
Damn them - DEATH to CLIPPY!!!
Though, with Cheepware, I may decide to just put everything in a big ARJ SD>archive and let it loose. A lot less overhead for me.
Damn them - DEATH to CLIPPY!!!
He's like a bad case of VD: he keeps coming back...
I remember when I was hurting on disk space, I went to ARJ from ZIP,
and saved quite a bit. But, I'm not sure what the "preferred" archive
is on a BBS...I think mine are now ZIP.
Is that like when you repeatedly applaud someone, you're giving them
the claps??!! <G>
Hello Daryl,
I get better compression with my system with ARJ than ZIP. Then again, I am SD>using the open-source version of ARJ which, IIRC, has a slightly better SD>optimized compression algorithm than the original.
... Have money to blow and time you don't need? A sysop's life is for you.
Hello Daryl,
Is that like when you repeatedly applaud someone, you're giving them the claps??!! <G>
Hopefully not with hairy palms.
I'll just leave what I have, and let folks know that I can change
the archive for most files, upon request.
... Have money to blow and time you don't need? A sysop's life is
for you.
So, that's what my problem has been for over 25 years!! <G>
Hello Daryl,
The only thing I use ARJ for is my Cheepware archives. I tried using ARJ fo SD>Micronet's nodelist and there was mutiny in the network so I quickly abandon SD>that idea.
... Have money to blow and time you don't need? A sysop's life is
for you.
So, that's what my problem has been for over 25 years!! <G>
A sysop and his money are soon parted.
Daryl Stout wrote to SEAN DENNIS <=-
I remember when I was hurting on disk space, I went to ARJ from ZIP,
and saved quite a bit. But, I'm not sure what the "preferred" archive
is on a BBS...I think mine are now ZIP.
Glad we don't have to go through the Archiver Wars again -- ARC versus ZIP, PAK is just as good, really... ARJ and LZH shaving off a tiny bit of space at the expense of compatibility...
I remember when we had the echo called COMPRESS.
Glad we don't have to go through the Archiver Wars again -- ARC versus ZIP, PAK is just as good, really... ARJ and LZH shaving off a tiny bit of space at the expense of compatibility...I remember when we had the echo called COMPRESS.
Glad we don't have to go through the Archiver Wars again -- ARC versus KW>ZIP, PAK is just as good, really... ARJ and LZH shaving off a tiny bit of KW>space at the expense of compatibility...
My dialup BBS went from a 32 MB drive to a 320MB drive and stayed that way KW>for most of the duration. Glad storage is cheap now.
Glad we don't have to go through the Archiver Wars again -- ARC versus
ZIP, PAK is just as good, really... ARJ and LZH shaving off a tiny bit of space at the expense of compatibility...
Really. Amazing when you compare the early days of BBSing to what it
is now.
I would have called it CMPRSS. :)
I wish I'd kept more backups of those days. I had a 250 MB Colorado tape dri KW>and later a 4GB Travan drive, which are long gone. With disk space being a KW>concern, I rotated off messages pretty quickly.
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