Hello Bob,
Obama is our first black president.
Obama is also our first African president, being from Kenya.
According to entertainer Donald Trump.
Romney would have been our first polytheist president.
Romney would also have been our first extraterrestrial president,
being from the planet Kolob. According to Mormon founder Joseph Smith.
Too soon, one first should not try to take it away from another.
Abraham Lincoln was our first woman president. But historians
took her womanhood away from her, declaring her to have been a man.
And as a result, four years from now, Hillary Clinton will get the
honor. Or maybe Condoleeza Rice. But then, I could be wrong.
One, or both, of them might decide to get a sex-change operation...
--Lee
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