• Mr Nice Guy

    From LEE LOFASO@1:123/140 to ALL on Fri Sep 22 15:54:00 2006
    Hello Everybody,

    Iran's President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has been given a bum rap. In an
    effort to improve his image he has granted several interviews, telling
    everyone what a really nice guy he really is, explaining Iran's nuclear program, as well as explaining his remarks concerning Israel and the
    so-called Holocaust.

    In regards to the destruction of Israel and the so-called Holocaust, Ahmadinejad said his issue was not with the Jewish people whom he loves,
    but rather with Zionists, "who are not Jews."

    You see, like all peace-loving Iranians, Ahmadinejad loves Jews, as well
    as Christians and Muslims. He loves everybody, regardless of religion.

    "We love everyone in the world: Jews, Christians, Muslims, non-Muslims, non-Jews, non-Christians." Ahmadinejad continued, "...we are against
    ugly acts."

    Now who can argue with that? Everybody is against "ugly acts".
    Especially Americans, who know all too well how ugly some acts
    can be, such as what happened on 9/11.

    But let's listen to some more of what Ahmadinejad had to say -

    "Everyone is respected. But I repeat, we are against aggression,
    occupation, killings. ... We declare this in a loud voice."

    Ahmadinejad explained that Iran gives only spiritual and cultural
    support to the Shiite Muslim group known as Hezbollah. That should
    not be misinterpreted to mean that Iran is giving arms to terrorists.
    After all, Ahmadinejad and the Iranian people are "against aggression, occupation, killings."

    Naturally, Iran is not working on developing a nuclear bomb.
    Here is what Ahmadinejad had to say -

    "It's not the nuclear bomb that the American government is worried
    about, for there are countries in our region that are armed with a
    nuclear bomb and are incidentally supported by the U.S. government.
    Now, how is this?"

    Since Iran is not working on developing a nuclear bomb, what is Bush
    worried about? That is the question that Ahmadinejad is asking, because
    even if Iran had nuclear bombs (such as Pakistan, India, Israel, North
    Korea, etc.) it would not matter.

    So there you have it. Mr. Nice Guy himself, explaining to the
    world his true feelings, and expressing his love and affection for
    the American people.


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