HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of
zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

I am the NINETY THREE GIGS of MAHJONG TILES in .PIC FORMAT filling up yr
paltry zero day warez partition on yr VirtualBBS board with the no-name
modem and gimpy handshake like 80% of yr callers cant connect to except
at like 1200 max on maybe a good day

I am the FOUR MILLION CRYSTITE PLOTS facing down yr lousy three food
plots as a MULE goes grazy and runs away leaving u with 2, only to laugh
as u try to mine SMITHORE in the river valley LIKE THE JABRONI U ARE

I AM A TRANSDIMENSIONAL POLYPHASIC GIGACHAD FUCKSTORM and I SHALL BE
HEARD

I CALL U OUT jas hud u obnoxious cockwomble

I have HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT and as MODERATOR OF ALL OF FIDONET
EXCEPT FOR THE WIN95 ECHO WHICH IS ALL SEAN DENNIS I WARN U STERNLY

WE HERE in zone 8 have been watching for 38 years - THAT IS TO SAY AS
LONG AS JONAH HILL (MOST PUISSANT) HAS BEEN ALIVE and have LAMENTED THE
DECLINE OF FIDONET on account of DOUCHE CANOE-RY SUCH AS THAT U ENGAGE
IN ON A NEARLY DAILY BASIS

REPENT U MISERABLE TAINT SCRATCHING OF INDETERMINATE ORIGIN

CONFESS UR SINS NOW

or I shall hunt u until the last star falls from the sky for my name is
chaos and I RIDE THE BEAST WITH SEVEN HEADS AND TEN HORNS having paid of BABYLON THE GREAT, THE MOTHER OF HARLOTS AND ABOMINATIONS OF THE EARTH
with a pile of old NIGHT OWL SHAREWARE CDs, FOUR FLOPPY DISKS OF LATE
80s AIRBRUSHED SCAT PORN IN .GIF FORMAT and CHEAT CODES FOR ZORK IN
WHICH GRUES MAY BE EMPLOYED FOR SENSUAL DELIGHTS THE NATURE OF WHICH
YOUR PUNY MIND CANNOT EVEN FATHOM

IN THE NAME OF GREATER FIDONET, under the THUMB OF WHICH the degenerate
masses will one day be ENSLAVED, CRYING OUT IN THEIR INIQUITY AND
SUPPLICATION, REPTENT OF THY SINS AND PROSTRATE THYSELVES BEFORE YOUR
BETTERS BE IT ALL BBS PACKAGE DEVELOPERS, SEAN DENNIS, OR RYAN SECREST

REPENT NOW LEST YE BE DESTROYED, GROUND UP, EXTRUDED, AND SERVED TO
FRATER NICK ANDRE IN THE FORM OF A CHALUPA

YE HAVE BEEN WARNED YE WRETCHED FOUL CRAWLING THING

REPENT OR BE DESTROYED JAS HUD

U HAVE BEEN WARNED

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On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

Nick

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|03on |1110 May 22 19:36:07|03.

On 11 May 22 00:20:26, Wendyl Merikaan said the following to Jas Hud:

HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

Nick

it was? i didnt read it

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HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

Mike


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On 11 May 22 16:37:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

I know...

Nick

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On 5/11/2022 4:37 PM, Dumas Walker wrote:

HALT THY TREACHERY AND LISTEN NOW TO MY WORDS

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of >> WM> zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

Mike

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Wasn't Zone 8 RBBSNet?
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Nick Andre wrote to Wendyl Merikaan <=-

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.



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On 11 May 22 07:21:00, Kurt Weiske said the following to Nick Andre:

For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

Channeling some serious "Church of the Sub-Genius" vibes. I'm waiting
for the "Stark Fist of Removal", myself.

The Coalition for the Liberation of Itinerant Tree-dwellers is a domestic terrorist organization. You don't want to rub the Clit the wrong way.

They're believed to be a violent extremist offshoot of Liberating Apes Before Imprisoning Apes.

Nick

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For I am the first and the last; the scion of the 90-penised he-yak of zebulon six, AND I SHALL BY HEARD

LOL! Hilarious!

I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

I know...

I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

Mike


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I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

Wasn't Zone 8 RBBSNet?

Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

Mike


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On 12 May 22 16:18:00, Dumas Walker said the following to Nick Andre:

I am having difficulty finding Zone 8 in the nodelist?

I know...

I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

Nick

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I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update? :D

Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.

Mike


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To: Nick Andre
Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
By: Nick Andre to Dumas Walker on Thu May 12 2022 10:07 pm

Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

that's got to be difficult. he cant just sit on the box because he would crush on it. does he put sawdust down?

To: Dumas Walker
Re: Re: CEASE, CRETIN
By: Dumas Walker to NICK ANDRE on Fri May 13 2022 04:37 pm

I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one
of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?
:D

Its not really a party, just Ward bragging about shitting in cardboard boxes on his sailboat.

Yeah, that doesn't sound like much of a party. I guess the Z8 ZC, whoever he/she/they are, must not be as much fun as the original poster seems to be.

it gets even worse when the shit hits the fan.

Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at
one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
next offering/tribute.

You gotta take it up the chain.



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Dumas Walker wrote to GLENN ROSSI <=-

Might have been. Sounds like it is the FIDO zone for Zebulon 6 now.

I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what
happened to Zebulons one through five.



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Babylon 5?

I want to rename my BBS to "Zebulon 6" now. Make people wonder what happened to Zebulons one through five.

... Change nothing and continue consistently
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Dumas Walker wrote to NICK ANDRE <=-

I know you are not the Z8 coordinator but the next time you all are at one of your ZC yacht parties, could you remind him to submit an update?

That's not the way it works. You talk to your RC, at the quarterly
canoe race, gator fry and hoedown, then we can remind our ZC at the
next offering/tribute.

You gotta take it up the chain.

So I need to talk to the other Nick first. Got it!

Mike


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